Two old women are walking down the street smoking, when it begins to rain.

The first woman takes out a condom from her handbag, cuts off the tip and puts it over her cigarette.

The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, “It’s a condom

You can get them at just about any pharmacy, and they are great for keeping your cigarettes dry in the rain.”

So a little while later, the second old woman walked into a pharmacy and said that she needs a condom.

The clerk asked her what size, and she replied,

“Oh, Just one big enough to fit a Camel.”