my daughter-in-law kept “checking on me” – until I stopped playing the helpless old man

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My daughter-in-law broke into my apartment thirty-six times in three months.
She called it “checking in.” I called it a felony.
When I confronted her, she laughed and told my son I was losing my mind. She thought I was just a confused old man protecting a modest pension check.

She had no idea she was declaring war on a retired forensic accountant who knows exactly how to bury people with paper.
That night, at two in the morning, the silent alarm tripped, and I finally closed the trap.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
I walked into apartment 4B at exactly 11:15 in the morning. The door was unlocked.

It was the third time that week.
The hallway smelled of cheap vanilla perfume and aggressive ambition. Megan’s scent.
I did not call out. I did not panic. I simply closed the door behind me with a soft click and listened.
The floorboards in the living room creaked.

A lesser man might have shouted for an explanation, but I spent forty years hunting corporate embezzlement in the United States. You never interrupt a crime in progress until you have gathered all the variables. I moved silently across the worn carpet toward the bedroom. The door was ajar.

Through the crack, I saw her.
Megan was bent over my nightstand. Her fingers rifled through the drawer with a frantic entitlement that made my blood run cold.
She pulled out my heart medication and shook the bottle next to her ear like a maraca, testing the weight, gauging how many pills were left. She tossed it back in with a careless thud.
She was looking for something specific. She was looking for calm—or perhaps a will she hoped would reveal a fortune I pretended not to have.

I watched her for a full minute. I watched her lift the corner of the mattress. I watched her check the pockets of my old wool coat hanging on the back of the door.
She moved with the confidence of someone who believed she owned the space and the person inhabiting it.
“Are you looking for a hidden fortune, or just checking if I’ve expired yet, Megan?” I asked.
My voice was calm, level, and dry.

She did not jump. She did not scream. She froze for a fraction of a second and then turned around with a smile that didn’t reach her eyes.
It was a smile of pure condescension.
“Oh, Gerald, you scared me,” she said, as if I were the intruder. “I was just stopping by to make sure you hadn’t fallen in the shower or forgotten to eat. You know how you get lately—confused.”
I looked at the open drawer. I looked at the mattress she had displaced. I looked at her.

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