“Sounds marvelous,” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. “Get him to give me a call.”
The next day, when the dog comes into the pub, the bartender says, “Hey, Mr.
Dog, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money.”
“I’m always looking for the next job,” says the dog. “Where is it?”
“At the circus,” says the bartender.
“The circus?” repeats the dog.
“That’s right,” replies the bartender.
“The circus?” The dog asks again. “With the big tent?”
“Yeah,” the bartender replies.
“With all the animals who live in cages and performers who live in caravans?” says the dog.
“Of course,” the bartender replies.
“And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?” persists the dog.
“That’s right!” says the bartender.
The dog shakes his head in amazement and says, “Why in the world would they want a plasterer??!”
5.
Corgi Comedy
Why aren’t Corgi jokes funny?
All of them are really short.
6. The Talking Dog for Sale
A guy spots a sign in front of a house, which reads, “Talking dog for sale.” He rings the bell, and the owner explains that the dog is in the backyard. The guy ventures to the backyard and sees a dog just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Yep,” the dog replies.
“So, what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered I could talk pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift.
In no time, they had me jetting from country to country. I sat in rooms with spies and world leaders because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.”
“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.
So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is astounded.
He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
The owner replies, “He’s just a big liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff.”
7.
The Skateboarding Dog
A man was talking to his neighbor one day. He said, “I’ve really had it with my dog. He’ll chase anyone on a skateboard.”
“Hmmm, that is a problem,” answered the neighbor, slightly concerned.
“What are you thinking of doing about it?”
The man shrugged and replied, “Guess the only answer is to confiscate his skateboard.”
Whether they’re causing mischief or just being their lovable selves, dogs have a way of bringing joy and laughter into our lives. These jokes are a testament to the hilarious and heartwarming moments that only our furry friends can create.
