I Got Home From My Warehouse Shift To Find All My Stuff Dumped On The Front Lawn. My Mom Was…
So, here’s the thing about working third shift at a warehouse. You come home exhausted, covered in dust and sweat, and all you want is a shower and maybe 6 hours of sleep before you have to do it all over again. What you don’t expect is to turn onto your street at 7:00 a.m. on a Thursday and see your entire life spread across the front lawn like some kind of twisted yard sale.
My 2009 Silverado—with the dented passenger door and the check engine light that’s been on since 2019—rolled up to a scene that would have been funny if it wasn’t happening to me.
My mom, Georgina, was standing there in her bathrobe and slippers, phone out, recording the whole thing like she was some kind of documentary filmmaker.
My Xbox was in pieces near the garage door. My clothes were stuffed into trash bags. My weights from the basement were stacked next to my gaming chair. Even my protein powder containers were out there.
I sat in my truck for maybe 10 seconds trying to process what I was seeing.
The Hendersons across the street were on their porch with coffee mugs. Old man Richard next door was actually in his driveway pretending to check his mailbox at 7:00 in the morning. Nobody pretends to check their mailbox at 7:00 a.m. They were all there for the show.
Georgina saw me and started walking toward my truck before I even got out. She was shouting about how I’m 27 years old and sucking them dry like some kind of vampire. How she wants me gone, how this is her house and she’s done enabling me.
My brother Glenn came out of the garage and kicked my gym bag into the street. He was grinning like this was the best morning of his life, saying they were changing the Wi-Fi password too, calling me a loser.
Then my dad, Arnold, came out. He picked up what was left of my Xbox and smashed it against the garage door again. Just really made sure it was destroyed.
He started going off about what kind of grown man lives in his parents’ basement playing video games all day, how I’m an embarrassment, how the neighbors have been complaining.
And right on cue, Richard shouted from his driveway that my truck has been bringing down property values for two years and good riddance, like he’d been waiting for permission to say it out loud.
I got out of my truck, didn’t say anything, just started loading my stuff into the bed. Trash bags full of clothes, my gaming chair, the weights, everything.
My hands were shaking, but not from fear or sadness or whatever you’d expect. I was absolutely furious, but I kept my mouth shut and just loaded the truck.
Took me maybe 20 minutes. The whole neighborhood got their morning entertainment.
When everything was packed, I walked right up to the three of them standing there in the driveway looking so proud of themselves. Made eye contact with each one. Georgina with her phone still recording. Glenn with his stupid smirk. Arnold with his arms crossed like he just won something.
I told them I hoped they all slept good tonight because in about a week, none of them were going to sleep at all.
Then I got in my truck and peeled out.
You want to know what’s really messed up about this whole thing? I’ve been planning for this moment for almost 3 years. Not the exact public humiliation part, but I knew this was coming eventually.
See, they’ve been treating me like garbage since I was 24, right after I finished community college. I got my associate’s degree in business, started working at the warehouse because it paid decent and had benefits, and they acted like I’d personally embarrassed the whole family.
Glenn got his bachelor’s degree, works in an office doing something with marketing, wears button-down shirts to work. He’s the golden child.
Never mind that he’s 29 and also lived at home until last year when he moved in with his girlfriend, Ila. But somehow when he lived in the basement, it was saving money smartly. And when I did it, I was a parasite.
Here’s what they don’t know. What they never bothered to ask about.
When I was 23, my grandfather died and left me $40,000. Not a fortune, but enough to matter. I was supposed to use it for school or a car or whatever.
Instead, 3 months later, my parents were 3 months behind on their mortgage. The bank was starting foreclosure paperwork. Arnold’s construction business had tanked during CO and they were drowning.
I paid off $35,000 of their mortgage. Wrote them a check. We sat at the kitchen table and I told them this was me helping family, but I wanted it documented properly.
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