I went to my mountain house to relax, but found my sister, her husband, and her in-laws there. She yelled, “What do you want, you lonely parasite?! I’m calling 911!” I said, “Go ahead.” She had no idea this call would ruin her life…

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The last mile to my cabin has always felt like a private road even though it isn’t. Two lanes, no shoulder, pines leaning in like they’re listening. Frank Sinatra was crooning from a mountain station that came in and out with the wind, and a plastic cup of gas‑station sweet tea sweated in my cup holder like it was trying to keep up.

On my dashboard, a tiny American‑flag magnet—one of those Fourth of July freebies from years ago—rattled with every pothole, tapping the glass as if it had something urgent to say. I rounded the curve that opens the whole valley, expecting the familiar hush, the porch light I left on a timer, and the black‑and‑white photo of the Maroon Bells above the mantel, waiting like a promise. Instead, headlights flashed off an SUV already in my driveway.

My sister’s SUV. And a second car I didn’t recognize, sitting there loaded down with luggage like my cabin had been reserved. I hadn’t even cut the engine before I heard her voice through the crack of my window—sharp, carrying, theatrical.

“Get out,” Goldie yelled from the porch. “What do you want, you lonely parasite? I’m calling 911!”

The flag magnet tapped again.

I stepped into the cold and said, calmly, “Go ahead.”

Because she had no idea that this call wouldn’t remove me. It would remove her. That was the first hinge of the week: when you stop begging to be treated right, the whole room has to rearrange itself around your spine.

I was thirty‑five, and for the first time since my company found its footing, I’d carved out a clean, unapologetic week for myself. No investor updates. No midnight sprint to patch a release.

No calendar land mines to tiptoe around. A straight shot of quiet—Colorado quiet—the kind that makes the world look freshly ironed. On the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, I loaded my trunk in Denver with the kind of care that felt almost ceremonial.

Groceries. Firewood. A stack of novels I’d been promising myself for two years.

The wool throw my mom used to keep on the back of the couch, now folded in my closet because I couldn’t stand seeing it every day. I checked the cabin weather outside Aspen—light snow overnight, clear skies by morning—then slid into the driver’s seat with that fizzy, illicit sense that I was skipping class. Founders, people love to say, only take real vacations when something fails or something sells.

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