My MIL moved in “to help” — but when I came home to find three young women living in my house, folding laundry, flirting, and cutting my husband’s hair, I knew I wasn’t the one being altered.
I was forty, and that was exactly when my life transformed into chaos.
Only, instead of the jungle, I had a kitchen. Instead of predators, three children. And instead of a team, an ever-growing to-do list.
“Mom, I’m getting a tattoo on my neck.
It’ll say ‘Free soul’…” my teenage daughter, Sue, decided without asking for permission.
“And we want a new Lego and no more homework!” shouted my twin boys.
I stood in the middle of the kitchen with a mug of coffee that had long since gone cold, staring at my laptop, where a presentation blinked at me.
I was decided to submit it the previous Friday.
But the previous Friday, I had been fixing a doorknob, feeding the kids, and explaining why they couldn’t go outside in their underwear.
Ross, my husband, had all the time in the world but kept hiding behind the excuse of being “at work.”
“I’m trying, Em. It’s just temporary. Things will get better soon.”
“I know.
I’m just not keeping up anymore. I’m not made of steel.”
We had began arguing over everything.
And right in the middle of yet another argument, the lightbulb above our heads gave out. Literally and metaphorically.
I grabbed a stool and changed it myself.
I saw the neighbor give our overgrown lawn a dirty look, and thought:
“Okay.
Officially failed as a wife, mother, and human being.”
That evening, Ross and I sat in silence at the kitchen table.
“Maybe my mom could stay with us for a while?”
I was surprised.
“Linda? The same Linda who once compared my lasagna to cat food?”
“She just wants to help. With the kids.
The house. Maybe we’ll finally have time for each other. Until I land a job and you get that promotion.”
“Fine.
But only temporarily.”
***
A few days later, Linda arrived.
“You look… exhausted, Emily. Are you sleeping at all? No offense, dear, but your skin could use a little… citrus.
Vitamin C serum. I’ll send you a link.”
“Hi, Linda. Welcome.”
“Where are my babies?
Grandma’s here!”
“My boy,” she crooned. “Still so handsome. You’ve lost weight — have you been eating at all?”
“I’m fine, Mom,” he chuckled.
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