- My high school ex didn’t wash his legs. I found that out after drawing on his leg at school, and it was still there a week later when he wore shorts again. But I knew he had showered because he didn’t stink, and his hair was clean.
- My ex was a mechanic, and his hands seemed to be stained black. It wasn’t until I met my husband, also a mechanic, where I learned that his hands weren’t stained at all; he just wasn’t washing his hands well enough.
- I caught my ex-husband more than once with his big toe in his mouth, biting off a toenail instead of, you know, clipping it like a normal person.
- An ex seemed to have good hygiene until we moved in together. Then he started taking an hour-long shower once every two weeks and assumed that made up for not taking quick showers daily? He worked a physical labor job and smelled horrifically. I finally came to my senses and broke up with him.
If you’re still in the mood for cringeworthy stories, then this article is definitely for you. You’ll read about some true events that are hard to believe, including a girlfriend who got all the party guests sick with a questionable potato salad she prepared.
