“Well, they’re there, and you could have,” he replied.
The manager proceeded with that she could likewise have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” he said. “But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.
The manager replied, “Well, we have them and you could have them.”
Regardless of what facility he recommended, the older lady would just answer, “But I didn’t use it!”
The manager then replied with his standard reaction.
After arguing with him for several minutes, she decided to pay. The manager was shocked when she handed him the check.
“But ma’am, this check is only $50.00,” he said. “That’s right.
I charged you $200.00 for s-l.eeping with me,” replied the old lady.
“But I didn’t!” the manager shouted. “Well, too bad I was here and you could have been,” the old woman replied. Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this funny story will make you smile!
Have a nice day!!
