A husband and wife had a bit of a spat.
Frustrated, the wife called her mom and said, “He argued with me again! I’m coming to stay with you.”
Her mom replied, “Oh no, sweetheart. He’s the one who messed up.
I’m coming to stay with *you*!”

A husband and wife had a bit of a spat.
Frustrated, the wife called her mom and said, “He argued with me again! I’m coming to stay with you.”
Her mom replied, “Oh no, sweetheart. He’s the one who messed up.
I’m coming to stay with *you*!”
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn…
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