Husband: “Honey, why do you need new clothes again? You just went shopping last week!”
Wife: “Well, every time I wear something new, you pay more attention to me.”
Husband: “If that’s the case, then I’ll just hide the remote!”
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Husband: “Honey, why do you need new clothes again? You just went shopping last week!”
Wife: “Well, every time I wear something new, you pay more attention to me.”
Husband: “If that’s the case, then I’ll just hide the remote!”
👀🤣
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