A boy asks his mom,
“Why am I black and you’re white?”
Mom replied,
“Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you’re lucky you don’t bark.”

A boy asks his mom,
“Why am I black and you’re white?”
Mom replied,
“Don’t even go there. The way that party went, you’re lucky you don’t bark.”
“They’re not very smart, but they’re nice, and I’m not sure whether to let them…
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting…