Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”

Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”
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