A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled:
” I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.”
He turned around
and said :
‘So, you, want me to fucking stay?

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled:
” I hope you die, a long, slow painful death.”
He turned around
and said :
‘So, you, want me to fucking stay?
Two little old ladies, Mary and Eileen, sat on a park bench outside the town…
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