Funny Joke: A 90-year-old man, that due to his failing eyesight, has a special relationship with God

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A 90-year-old man goes for a physical, and all of his tests come back normal.

The doctor says, “Arthur, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Arthur replies, “God and I are close.

He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on.”

“When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Arthur’s wife.

“Joan,” he says, “Arthur is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God.”

“Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”

“Oh heck,” exclaims Joan,…

“He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”

 

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