A man asks his friend, “What’s the secret to your long, happy marriage?”
His friend replies, “It’s simple. Twice a week, my wife and I go to a fancy restaurant, have a great meal, and share some wine. It really keeps the romance alive.”
The man nods and says, “That sounds great!
How often do you go?”
His friend smirks and says, “I go on Tuesdays, she goes on Thursdays.”
