The wife says to her husband:
“Why did you tell me I was your dream?”
The husband replies:
“Because dreams don’t cost a thing!”
The wife responds:
“Then it would’ve been better if you never woke up!”

The wife says to her husband:
“Why did you tell me I was your dream?”
The husband replies:
“Because dreams don’t cost a thing!”
The wife responds:
“Then it would’ve been better if you never woke up!”
Paul woke up with a terrible hangover after his company’s Christmas party. His head was…
Before he leaves he tells his wife, “I promise I will be home by midnight.”Midnight…
Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy??? Wife:…