The wife says to her husband:
“Why did you tell me I was your dream?”
The husband replies:
“Because dreams don’t cost a thing!”
The wife responds:
“Then it would’ve been better if you never woke up!”

The wife says to her husband:
“Why did you tell me I was your dream?”
The husband replies:
“Because dreams don’t cost a thing!”
The wife responds:
“Then it would’ve been better if you never woke up!”
Their conversation is constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for…
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have…
〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ A good looking man walked into an agent’s office in Hollywood and said, “I…