A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.”
At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well.
Just before the helicopter reached 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she twirled to the ground.
The instructor ran to where she crash-landed and pulled her out of the helicopter. “What went wrong?”
The blonde said, “At 2500 feet, I started to get cold, so I turned the big fan off.”
A Magical Mirror
Once there was a magical mirror.
When you tell the truth, it gives you things, but if you lie, it makes you vanish forever. One day, three college girls went to the magical mirror.
The redhead said, “I think I’m the smartest one.” Then she got a diploma, a scholarship, and was accepted into all the colleges in the world.
The brunette then said, “I think I’m the prettiest one.” Then she got a Corvette, a mansion, a good-looking boyfriend, and a lot of money. Then the blonde said, “I think…” *poof* Then she suddenly disappeared forever! LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day!
