A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

To this, the other blonde replies, “I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I’d go out there and drown her.”

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.

First Blonde: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”

Second Blonde: “Well you better hurry up. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!”