A husband and wife had a bit of a spat.
Frustrated, the wife called her mom and said, “He argued with me again! I’m coming to stay with you.”
Her mom replied, “Oh no, sweetheart. He’s the one who messed up.
I’m coming to stay with *you*!”

A husband and wife had a bit of a spat.
Frustrated, the wife called her mom and said, “He argued with me again! I’m coming to stay with you.”
Her mom replied, “Oh no, sweetheart. He’s the one who messed up.
I’m coming to stay with *you*!”
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After the woman processes his answer, her eyes widen in disbelief. She laughs awkwardly, but…
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