A husband, who happens to be a doctor, and his wife are in the middle of a heated argument at the…

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A husband, who happens to be a doctor, and his wife are in the middle of a heated argument at the breakfast table.

In a huff, he stands up, points his finger, and snaps, “And for the record, you’re no good in bed either!” before storming out of the house.

After cooling down, he realizes he may have gone too far. Feeling guilty, he decides to call her to apologize.

After several rings, she finally picks up.

Impatiently, he asks, “What took you so long to answer?”

With a calm tone, she replies, “I was in bed.”

“In bed? At this hour?

Doing what?”

“Getting a second opinion!”

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