A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war

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A king and his footmen were guarding a castle during a war.

One of the footmen guarding the gatehouse begins calling,…

“SIRE, WE SEE A BATTALION IN THE DISTANCE!”

The king orders the men to defensive positions, then rushes up the wall where the footman points at the indistinct and distant mass of men.

“What do you think? Friends or foes?” the king asks.

“I think they’re friends, sire.” answers the footman.

“See any banners to think that?” the king asks.

“No, but they wouldn’t be huddling together if they hated each other.”

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