A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry in a crowd

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She said, “Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get home.

Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?”

He said, “Sure.”

He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open. She hugged the man and through tears said, “Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man.”

The man replied, “Lady, I am NOT a nice man.

I just got out of PRISON yesterday, I was in prison for car theft.”

The woman hugged the man again sobbing, “Oh, thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!”

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