“Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I can’t even see straight.”
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit worse for the wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and says, “Gimme another one.”
The bartender pours the drink but says, “Now, before I give you this, why don’t you let off a little steam and tell me why you’re so upset?”
The man begins his tale.
“Well, I was sitting in the bar next-door, when this gorgeous blonde slinks in and actually sits beside me.
I thought, ‘Wow, this has never happened before.’ You know, it was kind of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later, I feel this hand moving around in my lap and the blonde leans over, licks my ear, and asks if I’m interested.
I couldn’t believe this was happening. I managed to nod my head yes, so she grabs my hand and starts walking out of the bar.
So, of course, I went with her.
This was just too good to be true.”
He continues, “She took me down the street to a nice hotel and up to her room. As soon as she shut the door, she slipped out of her dress. That was all she was wearing!
I tell you, it didn’t take me much longer to get out of my clothes.
But as soon as I jumped into the bed, I heard some keys jingling and someone starts fumbling with the door.”
The blonde says, ‘Oh, my god, it’s my boyfriend. He must have lost his wrestling match tonight.
He’s gonna be real mad. Quick, hide!’
I opened the closet, but I figured that was probably the first place he would look, so I didn’t hide there.
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