A woman asks her husband at breakfast time

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Or maybe some rotisserie chicken? I even made stir fry tonight!”

He shakes his head once more, looking slightly guilty. “No,” he says, with a resigned sigh.

“It’s still the Viagra. My appetite is completely gone. I really can’t eat anything.”

Her patience finally snaps.

She throws down the spatula and points a finger at him. “Well, if it’s the Viagra keeping you from eating, then would you mind getting off me? Because I am bloody starving over here!”