A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer

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The soldiers explain what happened and are helping the girl home when they see a little boy sitting on the side of the road holding his head.

They ask what happened? “I was walking when a rock hit me on the head.”

They tell the story again and start to wonder what happened to the grenade.

One of them races ahead and sees an old lady laughing hysterically.

He asks what’s so funny? The old lady says, “I just farted and my house blew up!!”

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