A husband returned home drunk late night. His wife opened the door. He said, “Sorry honey.
I couldn’t stop finishing a bottle whose brand name was same as yours!”
The next day the wife served breakfast.
The man complained, “Oh honey, there’s so much salt in this dish…”
The wife replied, “Sorry honey. I couldn’t stop myself adding more salt since the brand name was same as yours.”
Bob went over to his friend Joe’s house and was amazed at how well Joe treated his wife.
He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her on her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses. “Gee,” Bob remarked later, “you really make a big fuss over your wife”.
“I started to appreciate her more about six months ago,” Joe said.
“It has revived our marriage and we couldn’t be happier.”
Inspired, Bob hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears. “Honey,” Bob said, “whats’ the matter?”.
“This has been the worst day,” she replied.
“This morning Billy fell off his bike and broke his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now to top it off, you come home drunk!“.
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out.
John said, “I’m very sorry officer, I didn’t realize it was out, I’ll get it fixed right away.”
Just then Jessica said, “I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed.”
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