He then reaches up and places a big white ‘X’ on the trunk.He walks back to the foreman and hands him the chalk. “That there’s the front,” Bubba says. The foreman laughs to himself and asks sarcastically.
“How in the hell do you know that’s the front of the tree?” The good ol’ boy looks down at his feet while rubbing the toe of his left boot cleaning it in the gravel and replies. “Cuz somebody took a s**t behind it.”
Needless to say, he got the job and started the very same day…
