Early morning at the military base

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‘I hope so. My men over at the Navy are so well-trained that they’re the bravest of men in the whole country.’ ‘Well, my men are very brave, too.’ ‘I’d like to see that.’

So Marshall calls Private Cooper and says: ‘Private Johnson!

I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!’ ‘Are you crazy?

I’m out of here!’

As Private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said: ‘You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general.’

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