Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.

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I’m very busy.” He hung up the phone. The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, “I’d better go out there and take a look at that sign… it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers…”

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John’s house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.

It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood: NU.DIST COLONY

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