A wife comes home from a girl’s night out. Realizing it’s late, she sneaks quietly into the dark bedroom. But before she gets in bed, she’s shocked to see two sets of feet under the covers.
“That cheating mongrel,” she thinks, “I leave the house for barely six hours on a night-out and he already took the opportunity to invite some floozy!”
She storms out to the garage, finds his golf bag, takes out one of the irons, and goes back to the bedroom. She starts whacking the sheets furiously until there’s barely no movement. Feeling satisfied, she goes down to the kitchen for a drink, but finds her husband sitting at the kitchen table drinking a coffee and reading his tablet.
He looks up and smiles,
“Oh hi honey, you’re home! Your parents came unexpectedly, so I put them in our room,”…
“Have you said hello yet?”
