“By tying this string to the tip of you-know-what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent.”
So I asked, “After you get you-know-what out, how do you put it back?”
“Well,” he whispered, “I’m not sure what the other waiters do,”…
“But I use the spoon.”
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