I recently purchased this registered Black Angus bull for $6,500.

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I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway……I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull…Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇

He ate grass after I released him with the herd, but he didn’t even look at a cow.

I was beginning to believe I had overpaid for that bull. In any case… …

I had the Vet come and investigate him.

He informed me that the bull was in excellent health, though it might be a little premature, and he gave me some pills to feed him once daily.

Within two days, the bull began feeding the cows.

every cow I own! He even got through the fence and mated with all of the cows owned by my neighbor! He is a machine like!

I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him … but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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