‘I’m Divorcing You’: The Shocking Kinder Surprise I Got After Telling My Husband I Was Pregnant

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For years, I dreamed of that moment—a positive pregnancy test in my hands.

I couldn’t wait to tell Clay, imagining his joy.

But instead of celebrating, I found a Kinder Surprise at the door.

Inside wasn’t a toy, but a note that shattered my world: “I’m divorcing you.”

I had dreamed of this moment for years. Every second of waiting for the test result felt like a lifetime.

I paced around the bathroom, clutching the stick, my palms damp with sweat.

What if it’s negative again?

What if I’m only imagining symptoms?

But the moment I saw those two lines appear, everything else disappeared.

Tears blurred my vision as joy overwhelmed me. I whispered to myself, “Finally. It’s real.

It’s happening.”

My hands trembled so badly that I almost dropped the test. Sitting on the edge of the bed, I stared at it, letting the realization sink in. After years of trying, after countless heartbreaks—that was my moment.

“Clay is going to be so happy,” I said aloud.

I quickly grabbed my phone, snapped a photo of the test, and sent it to him.

I hesitated before hitting send.

Maybe I should wait to tell him in person? Make it special?

But the excitement was too much to contain.

My message read:

“I have the best news. Call me when you can!”

Hours passed.

No reply. I checked my phone obsessively.

Maybe he’s in a meeting.

By the time the evening came, I called his phone. Nobody answered.

I sent more texts, all unanswered.

I tried to stay calm, convincing myself that he was just busy. Still, the loneliness in our empty house felt unbearable as I went to bed without him.

***

The next morning, I woke from a faint rustling sound at the door. I opened it to find a Kinder Surprise egg.

A smile broke across my face.

He’s making up for last night.

I cracked it open eagerly, expecting a sweet note or small gift. Instead, a single piece of paper unfolded in my hands.

“I’m divorcing you.”

The words stared back at me, stark and cruel. My legs gave way as I sank to the floor.

How could he?

Why now?

***

My MIL, Margaret, had been staying with us for some time. Ever since her health started to decline, Clay insisted she move in. It hadn’t been easy sharing a space with her.

Margaret had a way of making her presence felt in every corner of the house.

That morning, as she shuffled into the kitchen, her slippers scuffing softly against the floor, I barely looked up. I was sitting at the table, clutching the note, my knuckles white with tension.

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