His wife greets him with a smile. “Did you have a great trip, dear?” she asks. “Absolutely!” he says.
“But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas.”
His wife grins and replies, “Oh, I packed them alright… check your tackle box!”
I’m now banned from that supermarket
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