Ketchup Woes

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Mom and her little daughter Maxine are in the kitchen, preparing lunch. Mom is trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rings so she asks Maxine to answer the phone.

“It’s the minister, mommy,” announces Maxine to her mother. Then she turns again to the phone and says, “Mommy can’t come to the phone right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

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