Lost in The Park.

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The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Jerry said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “We’re outta here!”

A truck was traveling through town. When the driver stopped at a red light, a blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said, “Mr.

you’re losing part of your load”.

She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light. She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver’s window, “Mr. you’re losing part of your load.”

The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver’s window, before she could say anything, the driver said,

“MA’AM, THIS IS WINTER IN MAINE, I’M DRIVING A SALT TRUCK…….”