In an unexpected twist during a quiet night, a married couple was jolted awake at 2 a.m. by a mysterious phone call.
The wife, groggily answering, listened for a brief moment before exclaiming,
“How should I know?
That’s 200 miles from here!”
She promptly hung up, leaving her husband curious. “Who was that?” he asked.
Without missing a beat, his wife replied with a deadpan expression,
“How would I know?
Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”
