I thought my golden retriever was stealing laundry from the neighbors. At first, I laughed, and my husband laughed louder. But when the same strange items kept appearing on our porch, I followed my dog and learned he had been trying to warn me all along.
The fifth pair of men’s underwear landed on my porch on a Thursday afternoon.
Max dropped it at my feet like he had brought me a rose, then sat down with the proudest face I had ever seen.
I stared at the boxer briefs on the wood.
They were clean, folded, and definitely did not belong to my husband.
“Max,” I whispered, “where are you getting these?”
Behind me, Chuck laughed from the kitchen. “Detective Max strikes again.”
I looked from the underwear to my husband’s smile and felt something cold move through my stomach.
By the fifth pair, the only person still enjoying the joke was Chuck.
***
Chuck and I had been married for three years, and Max, our golden retriever, had become our little family.
So when he first brought home something strange, I laughed.
It started on a Monday morning while I stood at the stove making eggs. Chuck leaned against the counter with his coffee.
“You know you’re spoiling him, right?” he asked. “He’s a dog, Monica, not a person.”
“He listens better than both of us,” I said. “He earned these eggs.”
Max trotted in with something gray in his mouth and dropped it onto the tile.
I leaned down, then froze.
Men’s boxer briefs.
“Those aren’t yours, right?” I asked.
Chuck laughed. “Not unless I shrank overnight. Neighbor’s laundry, probably. Good boy, Detective Max.”
I tossed the underwear into the laundry basket and washed my hands twice.
The next day, Max dropped a bright blue pair on the living room rug.
Chuck saw them first and laughed.
I picked the blue pair up with a paper towel.
“These are going in a bag,” I said. “If someone comes looking, I want proof Max took them.”
Chuck raised an eyebrow. “You’re building a case.”
His smile stayed on his face, but his voice shifted. “You’re getting kind of obsessed, babe.”
I paused.
“Same thing, apparently.”
He winked, but it didn’t feel sweet.
By the third day, Max came through the dog door with a red pair.
Chuck barely looked up. “Again?”
“Chuck, they’re clean.”
“I noticed. They smell washed.”
“So Max isn’t digging them out of trash.”
I put the red pair into the grocery bag.
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