Our Hero, Sam, doesn’t get given a rifle – So he does this

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All of a sudden an enemy soldier comes walking slowly along a path.

Sam carefully aims his stick at the soldier and yells, “Bangidy, bang, bang, bang.” But the enemy soldier just keeps coming.

Sam tries again, “Bangidy, bang, bang, bang!”

Nothing.

As the enemy soldier gets closer, Sam cries out, “Stabidy, stab, stab, stab.”

But the enemy soldier runs right over him, crushing him.

As Sam lies dying, he hears the enemy soldier muttering,

“Tankidy, tank, tank, tank.”