The silence was deafening.
Suddenly a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: “We have a winner!”
After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room.
The man said to his wife, “I did not jump in myself, someone pushed me!”
His wife smiled and said coldly, “It was me!”
Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and then delivers it to me? Second neighbor: Of course, I know that very well.
First neighbor: Really, well then, how? Second neighbor: My dog came and told me.
