Seriously, I don’t know exactly when the UFO landed and dumped off all of these stupid people. But, apparently they aren’t coming back for them…
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A Little Girl Was Asked What She Wanted
A little girl was asked what she wanted most for her birthday and she declared:“A…
The Unexpected Shopping Trip
Husband: “Honey, why do you need new clothes again? You just went shopping last week!”…
He Asked to Borrow My Phone—Two Weeks Later, His Message Shattered Me
I was waiting for my train when a man approached me—middle-aged, tired eyes, suit wrinkled…
