The teacher said, “Little Johnny, What would you want?”
Johnny said, “I would want silicone.”
“Why would you want silicone?” Asked the teacher
“Well my mom got some, he replied, “and there’s always a Porsche or Corvette sitting in our driveway.”
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, mom?
I don’t want to go!”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t go!”
“Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready!”
“Give me two reasons why i should go to school!”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the principal!”
