She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair.
After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair.
To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones. The blond immediately fell on the floor, flopped and died. Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones.
They were saying: “breath in, breath out.”
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Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head. “How you like it?” asked the barber.
“Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”
