A woman meets her husband’s new young secretary.
“I trust,” she says, “that you won’t be as persistent in your efforts as my husband’s former secretary.”
“I don’t know,” says the other woman, “Who was his former secretary?”
“Me.”

A woman meets her husband’s new young secretary.
“I trust,” she says, “that you won’t be as persistent in your efforts as my husband’s former secretary.”
“I don’t know,” says the other woman, “Who was his former secretary?”
“Me.”
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