A couple in their 60s are having dinner, and the wife says, “I’m thinking of starting a new diet to lose weight.”
The husband, not looking up from his plate, says, “Why? You’re perfect just the way you are.”
She smiles and asks, “Aww, really? You think I’m beautiful?”
He pauses for a second, then says, “No, I just don’t think I can afford to feed a thinner you!”
😂😂😂
