The woman says to her husband,
“If I had known you were so poor, I wouldn’t have married you.”
Husband replies,
“But I told you that you were the most valuable thing in my life.”

The woman says to her husband,
“If I had known you were so poor, I wouldn’t have married you.”
Husband replies,
“But I told you that you were the most valuable thing in my life.”
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