Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar

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Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar together. When I die, said the old Scot, I would like one of you to pour a bottle of the best Scottish whisky over my grave. We will do that for you, said one of the younger men.

But do you mind if it passes through our kidneys first?

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