“Excuse me,” I asked politely. “Your perfume is amazing—may I ask what it is and where you got it? I’d love to surprise my wife.”
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She smiled.
“It’s Chanel. Straight from Paris.”
We rode in silence for a bit, but then nature called… quietly. I let out a soft one, hoping it’d go unnoticed.
A moment later, the lady winced and waved her hand. “Oh my heavens! What is that smell?”
I shrugged and said, “Garlic.
I’m from Gilroy, California—the garlic capital of the world.”
