Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”

Wife said, “Our new neighbors are so in love. He kisses her, strokes her hair, and hugs her. Why don’t you do that?”
I said, “Because I don’t know her that well yet.”
… the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,…
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his visit…
She wasn’t well paid, and one day she asked her boss for a pay increase.…