An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth wedding anniversary. They had been childhood sweethearts, and after retiring, they returned to their old neighborhood. Hand in hand, they took a walk down memory lane, eventually arriving at their old school.
Surprisingly, the door was open, so they stepped inside. In one of the classrooms, they found the very desk they’d shared years ago, with “I love you, Sally” still carved by Jerry himself. As they walked back home, an armored car zoomed past, accidentally dropping a bag of money at their feet.
Sally quickly scooped it up. Not sure what to do, they took it home, where she counted out fifty thousand dollars! “We should give it back,” Jerry said.
But Sally replied, “Finders keepers!” She stashed the bag in the attic. The next day, two police officers came knocking, investigating the missing money. “Did either of you happen to find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?” one officer asked.
Sally shook her head. “No, officer.”
Jerry, however, pointed to the ceiling. “She’s lying.
It’s up in the attic! ”
Sally shot back, “Don’t mind him, officer. He’s getting senile.” The officers, now suspicious, turned to Jerry.
“Sir, could you start from the beginning? ”
Jerry nodded. “Well, it all started when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”
The officers looked at each other, and one said to the other, “Let’s get out of here!
”
